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Mmmmm. I'm in heaven. Found the perfect chocolate fix for my diet.

Carb Counters chocolate milk, heated for one minute in micro, stirred, heated for another minute, with a scoop of sugar free Swiss Miss cocoa, and some Redi Whip (I had no idea that Redi Whip has no sugar!)

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Hey everyone! Welcome my new bud, darkinid to livejournal =-)~ Make him feel at home and shyt.

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> > >Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE
> > >FLOOR BELOW
> > >
> > >In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR
> CLOTHES
> > >WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
> > >
> > >In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.
> > >
> > >In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE
> > >BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
> > >
> > >In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND
> > >UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
> > >
> > >Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING
> > >MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL
BARGAIN?
> > >
> > >Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.
> > >
> > >Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
> > >
> > >Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW
> IT,
> > >THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR.
> > >
> > >Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE
FIELD
> > >FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
> > >
> > >Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU
HOW
> TO
> > >GET LESSONS.
> > >
> > >On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON
THE
> > >DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)