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Just saw "Lemony Snickets Series of Unfortunate Events"

This is the film parents should take their children to see while yelling "You want to cry? I'll give you something to cry about!!!"

Oooo, we had nothing to write about, so let's see if we can make the audience cry and cry and cry, and then go home and hang themselves, because they've now seen that life is no longer worth living...

Here's a happy little elf.. see the birds, and the flowers, and the beautiful spring morning? Dance elf, dance, dance for the audience's amusment.. oh wait, that's not what this film is about... but make a cameo later elf, make a cameo appearance, and we'll bite your little head off...

Let's put the children in a happy home. A happy home full of laughter, love, and warmth. Let's get you safe and secure, and here's some snake's while we're at it...

Oh no, wait, not too much happiness though, that would ruin the entire point of the film... here's a little sprinkling of misery, let's stick you with a paranoid freak next.... should we kill her too? Let's see.... we'll think about that... but here's a suicide note and some pointy toothed leeches.... oh okay, why not? Let's kill her too....

Misery misery misery, marrying Jim Carrey to a fourteen year old... misery misery misery.

Almost happy ending? Not quite. Sort of.

Lovely children's film on a sleepy Tuesday evening? *brow wiggle*

O...kay.
interesting moving. Think Ki liked it? Don't know.