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kitties a la perry

INGREDIENTS
75 cups of kitties
2 pounds of chopped dildos
3 teaspoons of pearls
67 cups of acid
4 cakes

DIRECTIONS
1. run the kitties under cold water and place them in a shiney bowl.
2. inanely add the chopped dildos, pearls, acid, and cakes.
3. dance well until all the ingredients are glittery.
4. Place spoonfuls of the mixture on a 9" x 12" boy.
5. Bake 8 minutes at 89 degrees.

Serves 94
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