velvetechos | (no subject)

Oh my goodness, how embaressing. I almost always sleep naked, so since it's so late at night, I'm already undressed, well, I keep my bottled water on the porch, and was feeling a bit thirsty, so I figured I could make a mad dash (since it's 12:45, and nobody is outside right now). Well, my 14 year old declawed cat thought that would be prime time for her to explore outside. I had to go running around the yard stark naked after her, which only took 2 min but felt like 2 hours. I don't THINK anybody saw me.