This One's For You sed

[velvetechos]

Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?


But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?


La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.


Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!


Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.


I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.


He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.

Comments

[warlockuk.livejournal.com]

Cyril Carnaby?

[werejackal.livejournal.com]

I've got a pet fish named Eric. He is an halibut. I need to get a permit for him. The man in the cat detector van said so. The cat detector van, from the Ministry of Housinj. I am not a loony!

[velvetechos.livejournal.com]

Mr. Jackal! *pounce* You and your cat detector van, and what was this Ki saw about young girls? Skimmed friend's list, haven't read it yet though.

[sed.livejournal.com]

You're going to get it!