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[velvetechos]

Some people just suck

RenMC33: what do your pajamas consist of?
BanishedImpurity: O:-)
RenMC33: tell me
RenMC33: or give me a hint
BanishedImpurity: nope
RenMC33: why not
BanishedImpurity: I don't see any reason to
RenMC33: to keep the conversation going
RenMC33: or get me excited
BanishedImpurity: I don't really have any interest in exciting you, and there's plenty of other things to talk about, other than my pajamas
RenMC33: like......
BanishedImpurity: Well, seeing as we don't know each other, there's a whole plethora of topics left uncovered
RenMC33: how are you so sure you don't know me
RenMC33: I just looked at your webpage
BanishedImpurity: Ok then. What's your name?
RenMC33: david
BanishedImpurity: Well then. I don't know any David's in Idaho
RenMC33: what is your name
BanishedImpurity: KiKi
RenMC33: are you bi ?
BanishedImpurity: lesbian
RenMC33: are you seeing someone?
BanishedImpurity: yes
RenMC33: do you have any scandalous pictures like the one on your webpage you could send me?
BanishedImpurity: No, not that I'm sending
RenMC33: just one
BanishedImpurity: Nope
RenMC33: do I have to beg
BanishedImpurity: No. What you have to do is accept no as a final answer
RenMC33: I'm not very good at doing that, just send me one and I'll shut up about it
BanishedImpurity: If you don't stop asking, I'll just have to not talk to you
RenMC33: that wouldn't be nice

Comments

Daaaamn.

[werejackal.livejournal.com]

Sometimes hints just aren't picked up, and they have to be hammered home with about six feet of tourniquet tubing and a cinderblock.

Wait, you have scandalous pictures on your website???
::dustcloud::

[whatinthehell.livejournal.com]

You should have told him your pajamas were 50/50 polyster cotton blend. And then started going off on the care instructions.