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[velvetechos]

Matt is supposed to take a drug test for a job today, and he's nervous. I'm starting to wonder if he's doing drugs behind my back, because what other reason is there to be nervous about a drug test.

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[lolitabonita.livejournal.com]

Oh sweetie, I wouldn't worry about it. Peeing in a cup is a nerve-wracking thing, especially if he's never done it before. It's natural to be nervous about that kind of stuff, like what if it's a false positive or what if he accidentally ate poppyseeds and it came up? Like every time I go to the doctor they make me take a pregnancy test even though I know I'm not, I still get nervous!

[rbeaubrite.livejournal.com]

Eh, maybe it's just because he has never had one before? I hadn't ever had one in my life when I got hired at EDS and I KNEW I'd pass but I was still nervous about it.

[tiwonge.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's been eating a lot of poppy seed bagels. :)

[push-the-limits.livejournal.com]

I get nervous about them too, and I haven't done any drugs in 7 years.

I think I just worry that it'll show a false positive, or that my prescription medicines will show up, and they'll make me show them my prescriptions--which wouldn't be the end of the world, just a pain in the ass. :)

[exotic-delerium.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Before I read all of the comments I was going to say the same thing about being freaked out about peeing in a cup. I had a friend that went to jail because he was too scared to pee in a cup.