velvetechos | (no subject)

Okay, was trying to tell this dream to someone, but they were a meanie and they started sticking their tongue out at me. Didn't feel like retyping what had already got down, so the top part is my half on the conversation, hehe, then typed out the rest.

subliminalawakening: Had the weirdest dream right before waking up! Think it's what woke me up actually!
subliminalawakening: This guy, who's head was made out of lettuce was trying to break into my house
subliminalawakening: Yeah, there were about six people, all crashing at my house, and self walked out the kitchen for a beverage or something, and noticed this weird thing crawling around back door. Opened the door, and
subliminalawakening: opened the door and this lettuce came flying in and started bouncing around on my
subliminalawakening: *me
subliminalawakening: Ki freaked out, tossed the lettuce back outside, and it attached to this headless human body, that was crawling around the backyard behaving like a dog
subliminalawakening: so self slammed the door shut, the the body gets up and starts rattling the door, and busting through it (it's the backdoor, and it's a double glass sliding door
subliminalawakening: started screaming and trying to get my mom's attention, or JoJo's attention (for some reason JoJo was sleeping under my kitchen table)

So, the guy gets his entire upper body inside, and my door is all busted, for some reason this leads me to ripping at my forearms with my fingernails and screaming that am going to call the police. The guy rips off the lettuce, and the leaves flap back and forth, and the words "You don't want to do that" come out from between the leaves. Then the lettuce/man pushed it's way the rest of the way into my house and somehow formed a hurt/condescending expression and said "Why? Why did you do that? You weren't even thirteen."

And then Ki woke up.