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[velvetechos]

So, Ki wrote a story... heheh, a few weeks ago, some creepy fan-fiction, uh, for a band Ki's not a fan of, for sed's benefit. It's xxx, so be wary.

Kikinatrix: So, like, there's this guy, and he decided to go for a walk one day
Kikinatrix: He came across a boat, and the boat was headed for the wonderful land of Siam
Kikinatrix: Upon arrival in Siam he was met with a band of primitive warriors, that decided that the pretty boy would make a beautiful slave
Kikinatrix: A beautiful slave that they could lend out, for a pretty penny (literally, one American cent, as we all know U.S. currency is very valuable in Siam)
SadieSwitchblade: am I going to hate you?
Kikinatrix: So the pretty little slave boy was all bound in leathers, and soft metal fashioned into a harness and chains. His legs were tied together at the knees, perfect spot you know, because in this fashion he can walk, but not run, and by being forced to kneel his legs could part, but he could not squirm too much. And it was this way he was kept for many weeks
SadieSwitchblade: *cries*
Kikinatrix: He was spoon fed by the primitives, mostly meals of berries and little bits of table scrap, a rat's tail here, a bat's finger there
SadieSwitchblade: meanie
Kikinatrix: And the pretty slave boy's hygeine was kept to minimum, hair was brushed, and naughty areas were kept well scrubbed, so that he might still be pleasing to the tastes of the tourists and locals that made good use of him (for he was such a cheap price - yet a good lay!)_
SadieSwitchblade: I HATE YOU!
Kikinatrix: And one day, and this is all very odd in the land of Siam... a little oppossum came a wandering by
SadieSwitchblade: well that came out of nowhere
Kikinatrix: And the oppossum regarded the heroin-chic slave boy with it's shiny black eyes, and it clasped it's little hands together thoughtfully
SadieSwitchblade: i may hurt you but keep going
Kikinatrix: And then, ( because we all know that oppossums can be a bit conniving, much like their cousin the weasel ), the oppossum opened up it's mouth, and out from between it's jagged yellow teeth and it's cruel smile, came a very raspy voice...
SadieSwitchblade: I didn't know that!
Kikinatrix: And the raspy voice said "Richey James Edwards? Of the Manic Street Preachers? Is that you hiding beneathe that shaggy beard? Is that you feasting upon the buttocks of an ox, your back all hunched over, and kneeling in your bowels? Is that you? How is it this came to be?"
SadieSwitchblade: You're not even a fan and you write some creepy fanfiction
Kikinatrix: And the pretty little slave boy sighed, and he said "Dear Mr. Oppossum! It is I! Please.. tell me... do you know a way out of here? Can you break my binds with your sharp little teeth? Can you be quick and nimble with your small, small hands?"
Kikinatrix: And the oppossum grinned, with a flash of his cornstarch grill he clapsed those hands together, and wrung them thoughtfully
Kikinatrix: "Sir Richey, yes, it is true, some binds are meant to be broken" and with that he creeped forward, and he nibbled a bit at the rope that held the cloth serving as a bit to cover the pretty boy's groin area
SadieSwitchblade: NO!
SadieSwitchblade: GOD DAMNIT KI!
SadieSwitchblade: YOU HAD TO USE THE WORD "GROIN"!!!
SadieSwitchblade: before you continue
SadieSwitchblade: can you show me where on grisoft to download AVG?
SadieSwitchblade: http://www.grisoft.com/us/us_index.php
Kikinatrix: Richey squirmed as the bumpy surface of Mr. Oppossum's teeth grazed the tender flesh along the lower half of his belly
Kikinatrix: (never been to that site before)
SadieSwitchblade: show me where i can download antivirus
SadieSwitchblade: i haven't a clue on that merjin site
Kikinatrix: http://www.grisoft.com/us/us_dwnl7.php
Kikinatrix: The cruel rodent made a sound somewhat reminescent of a snicker, and then regarded the poor boy with those beady eyes once more
SadieSwitchblade: you think Richey has beady eyes?
Kikinatrix: "What is it Sir Richey? Why do you recoil at my touch, when it is my aide you have asked for?
Kikinatrix: "
Kikinatrix: (no, the oppossum)
SadieSwitchblade: Richey James Edwards, of the Manic Street Preachers? *laughs*
SadieSwitchblade: LL Cool J has beady fucking eyes
Kikinatrix: The boy sighed, and relented, moving in towards the creature's touch
"And for your assistance, is there a price I must pay, or is this a kind deed you offer?"
SadieSwitchblade: He'd be 36 now he's hardly a boy
SadieSwitchblade: Ki it's saying it's not a valid Win32 application
Kikinatrix: The Oppossum danced back and forth gleefully, from one foot to the next, and then, he seductively carressed the slave's lips with the tip of his pink tail
"My dear little tempter, nothing in this world is free. Especially not freedom. Yes, I do have a fee, and it is one you can pay before you are unbound"
SadieSwitchblade: I think we need to tie you up again
Kikinatrix: No!
Kikinatrix: No you don't!
Kikinatrix: Sir Richey clenched his hands into small fists, after the long spell he had spent in this horrid place, being sold off for one miserable moment here, and one horrible experience there, he conceded that it would not be so horrible to give in one more time, if it meant getting away from these primitives
SadieSwitchblade: I told you Ki if you're going to write creepy fanfiction for christ sake leave out sex
SadieSwitchblade: rudestlink: use a camera this time
Kikinatrix: For what?
SadieSwitchblade: tying you up
SadieSwitchblade:
rudestlink: if you do tie her up please feel free to take pictures
SadieSwitchblade: anyway, go on
Kikinatrix: The malicious vermin pulled away the bit of cloth, and, his beady eyes widened to a much larger size, about on par with that of two shiney half dollars
Kikinatrix: He licked his lips lightly, and sneered
Kikinatrix: "Ahh... so I see.... so I seee...... someone's been keeping secrets... so then they do exsist... I always imagined there must be some...
Kikinatrix: The slave boy shut his eyes, and twisted to the right a bit
"Mr. Oppossum, this is embarressing enough, if we couldn't talk about that.... now you see why the primitives were able to sell me so often, but had to keep my price so low..."
Kikinatrix: (ooo, hadn't heard that song in a while, forget who sings it?)
Kikinatrix: The rodent tossed the cloth aside, and, revealing that the slave boy was generously equipped with male parts, - male parts that hung directly behind a set of female genitalia - he hopped onto the slaves stomache, and he looked him square in the eye
"Well Mr. Edwards, this is very interesting..."
SadieSwitchblade: what song?
SadieSwitchblade: if you're talking about "stay with me" shakespeare's sister sings it.
SadieSwitchblade: right now it's 2 Live Crew
SadieSwitchblade: you need help
Kikinatrix: "Sir Richey, I think that this Oppossum has just changed his mind on what he wishes to demand", and the little creature licked the palm of his small rodent hand, and with a swift movement, he had the slave boy's ship at full mast
SadieSwitchblade: You need help
Kikinatrix: (now there's a term I've never heard used before, hehehe)
Kikinatrix: (ship at full mast "falls out of chair laughing")
SadieSwitchblade: Are you saying he has a hard on now?
Kikinatrix: (Yes)
SadieSwitchblade: link me to the norton site
Kikinatrix: And then, to the slave boy's shock, Mr. Oppossum bent his naughty bit back, and tucked it into his areas, and the vermin pushed Sir Richey in and out of himself for a good ten minutes.
"Cum you naughty little boy, cum in yourself for me"
and he flashed those yellow shards again, and with a malicious twinkle in his beady black eyes, he forced the boy to copulate solo
SadieSwitchblade: This is the worst.

Comments

[sed.livejournal.com]

THIS WAS NOT FOR MY BENEFIT! THIS WAS FOR YOURS SO I COULD CURL UP IN A BALL AND CRY AND YOU WOULD LAUGH!


Remember that time Martin tied you up and we left you there for an hour? Think of ten times worse...yeah. Think about it.


You're a terrible person *I'm laughing while I type this*

[velvetechos.livejournal.com]

Well top that with a paper hat!

And you and Martin suck. Meanies. That wasn't nice at all. Imagine if the house had caught ablaze, and a poor Ki was trapped inside unable to move!

Could've died ya dontcha know?

[sed.livejournal.com]

well then we'd be wallowing in our own guilt and eventually killed ourselves wouldn't we? Then in the end, you'd win, you see?

[velvetechos.livejournal.com]

*stands victorious, or as the situation in that case would have it, lays six feet under*

Yes, but would it really be worth it? Maybe... hmmm... kill me... find out. Try it.

You know, some things are better left unknown =P

sed? sed of Texas? Is that you? Is that you there with a new hair cut? Feasting upon a moldy torte, with your mint mocha? Is that you Sony? How did this come to pass?

[sed.livejournal.com]

oh you know i couldn't kill the Ki




Besides, I'm a James girl