Fine! I'll give in and do it!

[velvetechos]

I ____ KiKi.

KiKi is ____.

If I were alone in a room with KiKi, I would _______.

I think KiKi should _____.

KiKi needs ______.

KiKi will never ______.

I want to _________ KiKi.

KiKi can ______ my _______.

When I think about KiKi, ______.

Comments

These make NO sense

[titsy-mcclure.livejournal.com]

I like KiKi.

KiKi is female.

If I were alone in a room with KiKi, I would spank her.

I think KiKi should bark.

KiKi needs some lovin'.

KiKi will never be a cat.

I want to play baseball with KiKi.

KiKi can fry my bacon.

When I think about KiKi, I bark, too.

[batty-starr.livejournal.com]

I think I'll hump KiKi.

KiKi is humpaliscious.

If I were alone in a room with KiKi, I would hump her bed post.

I think KiKi should hump my leg.

KiKi needs some leg humping.

KiKi will never hump a gerbil.

I want to hump KiKi.

KiKi can hump my soda.

When I think about KiKi, I hump things.

[xlame.livejournal.com]

I have so many great thoughts about KiKi.

KiKi is a really valuable friend who is going to be a lot of fun to hang out with in connecticut!!!.

If I were alone in a room with KiKi, I would be really excited because it means we're in the same state.

I think KiKi should not change her mind about moving to connecticut.

KiKi needs a hug?

KiKi will never kill a clown

I want to blown my nose on KiKi.

KiKi can iron my dirty laundry.

When I think about KiKi, i'm usually on the internet..

[whatinthehell.livejournal.com]

I dig KiKi.

KiKi is pretty.

If I were alone in a room with KiKi, I would play Scrabble with her.

I think KiKi should go dancing with me.

KiKi needs red streaks in her hair.

KiKi will never get a sex change.

I want to smile at KiKi.

KiKi can dorkus my malorkus.

When I think about KiKi, I send her an aim message or leave her a journal comment.

[korgx3.livejournal.com]

I clone KiKi.

KiKi is teething.

If I were alone in a room with KiKi, I would extract plutonium from spent fuel rods.

I think KiKi should manufacture automobiles.

KiKi needs rock salt for her icy driveway.

KiKi will never discover the secret of Gummi Berry juice.

I want to participate in a meteorological event with KiKi.

KiKi can feed my pet television.

When I think about KiKi, I fall into a vat of taffy.